Meanwhile, in Japan: Two girls, one cockroach and OH MY GOD JUST CLOSE YOUR MOUTH

We don't usually delve into the weirdness happening in the land of tentacles and cartoon characters over across the Sea of Japan, but sometimes it's a bit too much to pass up. We humbly present Japan's latest viral sensation, a 12 second video of girls blowing a cockroach into each others' mouths.

OH MY GOD JUST CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. Why did they participate in this? Why is this filmed? There are more questions than answers here, but that's the point.

Sometimes, we look at China's news and think, 'Wow, there is some weird shit going on here.' A man who paints watercolors with his tongue. A billionaire who fakes the ice bucket challenge. Any food on offer at Lawson's. But then, cockroach-blowing Japanese girls enter the scene, and we realize that the Middle Kingdom may not be that strange after all.