Finally, a horoscope that understands your life in China.
Gemini
5.22-6.21
A new relationship is just around the corner, but not in the places you’ve been looking. Take a break from Tantan and try a wine and paint night or an InterNations get-together instead.
Cancer
6.22-7.22
Stop paying so much attention to the ‘energy in the room’ and focus on your own attitude. Being a laoyoutiao isn’t helping your prospects.
Leo
7.23-8.23
Yes, most people find you annoying. But work it, baby! Start making Douyin videos and turn that avoidance into an allowance.
Virgo
8.24-9.23
Perfectionism is a form of insanity. Your Chinese is understandable despite your loose tones. The gap in your teeth is cute.
Libra
9.24-10.23
Pick up some eye drops from the pharmacy. Your eyes aren’t itchy from the A/C – you have pink eye.
Scorpio
10.24-11.22
You are the only one who doesn’t think you deserve a raise, but nobody is going to offer it while you keep chuggin’ along. Recognize your worth and ask for it.
Sagittarius
11.23-12.21
With travel still restricted, the beaches of Hainan will be crowded. When planning your summer vacation, look for something elusive and historical.
Capricorn
12.22-1.20
You are far too well-rested. Stay up and binge The Serpent or whatever series you’ve been portion-controlling. Nobody will know.
Aquarius
1.21-2.19
A dark cloud approaches the horizon of your life. Bring an umbrella and hope it’s rain and not bees.
Pisces
2.20-3.20
Mars is in line with Uranus and it’s definitely time to buy a Tesla (and not Dogecoin).
Aries
3.21-4.20
Now is not the time to be ambitious, Aries. Your shirt is soaked in sweat, and you’ve already changed it twice. Save your side hustle for September.
Taurus
4.21-5.21
Collect your thoughts with evening walks, and remove the bullsh*t from your life.
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