This Map Shows Every Country's Tourism Slogan

Travel deal website Family Break Finder recently compiled a list of every country's tourism slogan. While some slogans did an okay job at selling a country in five words or less ("China Like Never Before"), others were cringeworthingly bad. 

A look at some of the more awkward slogans...

That was the best you could come up with, Jordan?

Jordan

"Djibeauty" — really, guys? 

Djibouti

Isn't this a Disney song?

Turkey

And the award for laziest/lamest tourism slogan ever goes to...

Slovakia

Armenia is just phoning it in at this point.

Armenia

Uh... Thanks?

Uganda

Deep.

Colombia

You don't say.

Kiribati

Putin would disagree.

Ukraine

This one makes our souls sad.

Syria

Sadder still.

Iraq

See all the slogans below (click image to enlarge):

[Image via Family Break Finder]