Kim Jong un visits turkey farm, threatens to eat the lot

By Ned Kelly, July 5, 2014

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Not content with being serenaded by Dennis Rodman, threatening nuclear Armageddon, inspecting rusty submarines or getting his hate on for Seth Rogan and James Franco, Kim Jong un took time out of his busy schedule to visit a turkey farm, North Korean state newspaper Rodong Daily has revealed.

Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army Kim Jong Un, first secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea and first chairman of the National Defence Commission of the DPRK - aka the Sexiest Man Alive - inspected the Ryo Islet Defence Detachment, which stands guard over a forward post off the East Coast of Korea.

Kim took a caring look at the living space of the service personnel "as their real father would do," including inspecting "lots of ducks, geese, rabbits and turkeys in the animal sheds."

Coincidently, he and his minions were discussing certain matters in front of a banner written in Korean which said: “Let our sworn enemy the American invaders cease to exist.”

We're guessing he was talking about the turkeys behind him, the tubby little tyrant. Gobble gobble!

[Thanks to JK for the tip]

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