Finally, a horoscope that understands your life in China.
A new relationship is just around the corner, but not in the places you’ve been looking. Take a break from Tantan and try a wine and paint night or an InterNations get-together instead.
Stop paying so much attention to the ‘energy in the room’ and focus on your own attitude. Being a laoyoutiao isn’t helping your prospects.
Yes, most people find you annoying. But work it, baby! Start making Douyin videos and turn that avoidance into an allowance.
Perfectionism is a form of insanity. Your Chinese is understandable despite your loose tones. The gap in your teeth is cute.
Pick up some eye drops from the pharmacy. Your eyes aren’t itchy from the A/C – you have pink eye.
You are the only one who doesn’t think you deserve a raise, but nobody is going to offer it while you keep chuggin’ along. Recognize your worth and ask for it.
With travel still restricted, the beaches of Hainan will be crowded. When planning your summer vacation, look for something elusive and historical.
You are far too well-rested. Stay up and binge The Serpent or whatever series you’ve been portion-controlling. Nobody will know.
A dark cloud approaches the horizon of your life. Bring an umbrella and hope it’s rain and not bees.
Mars is in line with Uranus and it’s definitely time to buy a Tesla (and not Dogecoin).
Now is not the time to be ambitious, Aries. Your shirt is soaked in sweat, and you’ve already changed it twice. Save your side hustle for September.
Collect your thoughts with evening walks, and remove the bullsh*t from your life.
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