Finally a horoscope that understands your life in China.
Aries
3.21-4.20
The sun means tourists are flocking to Beijing in droves. If you’re craving a steady social life this month, refuse all new WeChat friends and group chat invitations.
Taurus
4.21-5.21
Your star chart looks suspiciously like a baguette this month. Whether in the form of a late night bubble waffle or a mid-morning baozi, bread is making a comeback in a big way.
Gemini
5.22-6.21
After a stressful March, you're back in the swing of China. It’s important to take this time to think of yourself and practice some self-love. A visit to Escape Spa would be a felicitous move.
Cancer
6.22-7.22
There’s a new love interest in your future. Max out your social life by accepting all invitations and ending every night at Temple. Even if someone doesn’t catch your eye, there’s no failed night that ends with a jianbing.
Leo
7.23-8.23
The stars this month foretell a change in your surroundings. An overwhelming trip to Ikea is in your future… Be sure to take a nap on the mattress before you purchase it. It will be cheaper that way.
Virgo
8.24-9.23
Mercury is still in retrograde. For real. It would be wise to stay away from anything too taxing for a while. Show this to your laoban if he asks you to work overtime.
Libra
9.24-10.23
Whatever you do in April, do not under any circumstances point directly at the moon. You may also want to refrain from sitting in subway cars. Don't ask why.
Scorpio
10.24-11.22
The solar eclipse may bring anxiety into your home life. Be sure to sit back and order Meituan as much as possible; you’re safest in staying in bed all month.
Sagittarius
11.23-12.21
A new moon means new beginnings! Your great outlook on life together with the spring sunshine means pals will have no problem keeping up with your celebratory mood. Congrats!
Capricorn
12.22-1.20
You’re revisiting old relationships this month. Whether your family are visiting or you run into a friend from the past on the subway, now is a great time to reconnect over a nice meal. Try the new Asian soul-food restaurant Tease by CreatureS.
Aquarius
1.21-2.19
It has never been clearer that there will be an adventure in your future. It’s time to break down your boundaries and explore uncharted territories. Anywhere in the outside the Third Ring Road counts, right?
Pisces
2.20-3.20
Set your intentions clearly this month. Change is in the air and you should take this time to focus on self-improvement. We’re talking yoga here, not spicy noodles.
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