Finally a horoscope that understands your life in China.
Taurus
4.21-5.21
What’s that sound? Renovation season. QQ may not have followed Spotify’s horoscope trends, but we’ve got your ears covered. Anything by Mavi Phoenix will reflect your vengeful mood this month.
Gemini
5.22-6.21
May is Beijing’s most beddable month. Don’t let your ayi's disapproving stares at your feet get you down anymore – it's time to set your toes free!
Cancer
6.22-7.22
Armed with your 150 HSK 1 Chinese words, go forth and explore your area beyond the Annie’s just around the corner. There are hidden gems and interesting locals awaiting you.
Leo
7.23-8.23
Row, row, row your boat, all around Beihai Lake. If you go at night, you might just be able to see the stars and predict your own future.
Virgo
8.24-9.23
Moving to the hutongs? Brunching every day is a thing, right? Use any upcoming free time to check out hip dim sum eatery Furongji, which just debuted a secret back bar too.
Libra
9.24-10.23
Your long-term goals are just within reach. If you’re too short to grab them, a ladder on Taobao really isn’t that expensive (but beware the dangers of convenient online shopping).
Scorpio
10.24-11.22
There are big changes happening in your life this month, but good things are coming your way. Don’t forget to tap everything eight times to let the good luck in.
Sagittarius
11.23-12.21
Eating right in Beijing can be difficult. Be sure to pick up one chopstick at a time and stop using them like a knife and fork. It’s embarrassing.
Capricorn
12.22-1.20
Move over Mercury, this month Pluto is in retrograde. The uncontrollable cosmic powers that be have decided that you will no longer take no for an answer. Your Didi driver will drive into the hutongs.
Aquarius
1.21-2.19
Some of your friends might be leaving Beijing this month. Get out and stock up on random WeChat contacts. Try the strong drinks at Lit Lounge Bar and discuss the flavors in depth with a stranger.
Pisces
2.20-3.20
If you’re feeling like you’re in retrograde this month, don’t forget that you have 411 Facebook friends and can occasionally access it to catch up with them. They miss you too.
Aries
3.21-4.20
Life has been getting you down for a while. If you’re feeling particularly low, try surprising your partner with a bag of fresh baozi and an early-morning tickle attack. It will go better than you think.
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