The Guilt Free Cin. Club and INFERNO's Sinema is announcing this year that Christmas is cancelled. Sorry. You see, mother-freakin' Martians (from fourth planet of the sun, MARS) have kidnapped Santa Claus.

The 1964 film is a cult classic and concerns what happens when the wise man of the Martian people instructs the Martians that their children need fun. From there, the Martians kidnap Santa Claus. Also, a giant robot! Look, this movie is downright dumb. INFERNO's proprietress Cassandra told DJ BO the movies he was picking were too smart. Now, you get this. Eat your dumb cake.

This is the fourth Guilt Free Cin. Club and Sinema collaboration, following Haxan, Inferno, and Last of the Mohicans, and the 10th film overall for the Guilt Free Cin. Club.

See if you can help the drunken hoards of INFERNO help Saint Nick kick ass of the green alien people, when they screen Santa Claus Conquers tThe Martians on Tuesday, December 21.