Finally, a horoscope that understands your life in China.
When that new real estate office is opening up outside your building and cacophonous screeching and drums wake you up at 9am – this lion dance is for you, Leo.
Don’t worry, Virgo. Saturn will be in retrograde until October 11 so you still have time to ask for that raise at work.
Waiters walk away without ever hearing your request. You miss your stop on the subway because nobody moves out of your way. Try a shamate hairstyle on for size.
Patience is a virtue and it’s time to become master of your domain...again. Habits are developed one task at a time. Start by making your bed.
Expect some unexpected time off this summer and go for a quick solo trip. The Longji rice terraces are a great way to spend a couple of days away from the hustle and bustle.
Jiayou! The mountain sign is known for being hardworking. Even if your boss doesn’t notice, the universe does.
Don’t be suspicious of your partner or your peers. People have their preoccupations without analyzing every little thing you’re doing. Give it a rest.
The NHL Stanley Cup Final and Euro Cup both came to a disappointing close. Be grateful you didn’t have any savings to donate to your bookie.
You must stay focused on the task at hand. Juggling side hustles will only guarantee that none of them succeed. Focus on one, either for passion or self-preservation.
Taurus belongs to the Earth element and when was the last time you dug your hands into the dirt. Order a houseplant on Taobao for the time being.
You aren’t always right, but nobody is always wrong. Stick to your guns because your opinions and insights will prove useful to somebody.
Cirrhosis is depleting the value of your organ IPO, so maybe stop crushing Asahi’s in front of Family Mart after work and invest in your long-term health.
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