Off the Beaten Plate: Trump's Summer Cocktail at The Mixing House

The end of summer is fake news at the new Mixing House near Chaoyang Joy City, where they’re making summer great again with their outrageous new cocktail: Trump’s Summer. This secret menu offering is worth the splurge, purely for the presentation. To be honest, we weren’t expecting to be served such visual accuracy. Made with melon liqueur, grapefruit and lemon juice, the obnoxious lime green concoction – too bad it’s not orange – comes topped with fluffy cotton candy, taking cocktail garnishing to tremendous heights. Who knew comb-overs could be this delicious? So trade in that cup of covfefe and numb your political dread with this loud and proud cocktail. Believe us, it’s going to be huge. A lot of people are saying it.

RMB85, The Mixing House (Chaoyang Joy City)