Here was are again, kids, but we made it!  It’s time for the third Specters annual prom night!  Basically, a tongue-in-check recreation of the time-derided American coming-of-age tradition of prom night.

Get your comically bad tux’s and dresses! Get your dates and corsages! Get your limos!

We’ve got special crap prom decorations! Spiked punch! Prom king and queen! Balloons! Streamers! A bubble machine! Strictly arm’s length dancing! Sexual frustration!  A soul-wrenching disappointment that fuels a lifetime! 80s music! Memories!