That's Horoscopes: December 2018

By Dominic Ngai, November 30, 2018

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Finally, a horoscope that understands your life in China.


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Sagittarius

11.23-12.21

A secret admirer will send you a present for your birthday and Christmas. If you want to find out who they are, post a photo of the package on your Moments and pay attention to who likes and comments.


Capricorn

12.22-1.20

You’ve already booked your tickets home for Christmas but still haven’t told your boss. Do it over a series of voice messages on the day of your flight and deal with the consequences upon your return.


Aquarius

1.21-2.19

You’ll meet a potential love interest at a New Year’s Eve countdown party, but like last time, it turns out they are an exchange student at a local university. You really have a type, huh?


Pisces

2.20-3.20

The cute Eleme deliveryman you’ve been eyeing hasn’t been around for a while now, so it’s safe to assume that he’s jumped ship. Switch over to Meituan, they’ve got better deals anyway.


Aries

3.21-4.20

In one of those secondhand WeChat groups, you’ll finally find that important thing you lost a while ago. Use the bargaining skills you learned at the fake market and buy it back for less than a quarter of its original price.


Taurus

4.21-5.21

You’ve finally decided to book a last-minute ticket back home for the holidays but they’re now way over your budget. Book it anyway and eat 15 kuai dumplings for lunch and dinner for the next three months.


Gemini

5.22-6.21

Your boss will message you on a Sunday afternoon asking for your whereabouts before you realize that it’s actually Monday. Time flies when you’re in your 20s, right?


Cancer

6.22-7.22

One of your Didi drivers this month is hella weird. Not ‘press the panic button’ weird, thankfully, but just like ‘please be reminded that there’s an audio recording of the ride’ kinda weird, you know?


Leo

7.23-8.23

You’ve been too generous (again) with your office secret Santa gift exchange. Haven’t you learned your lesson from the past five years? Never buy anything that’s not from the Family Mart discount box!


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Virgo

8.24-9.23

List making is one of your favorite hobbies and this month is all about Christmas gifts for your loved ones. Don't forget to treat them to a nice dinner too! Stay tuned for our guide on the best places to celebrate Christmas in the city.


Libra

9.24-10.23

Your lease is up at the end of the month and prices downtown are way out of your range. Time to get over your fear of moving to the 'burbs and just do it – but be prepared to never socialize with your friends again. No big deal.


Scorpio

10.24-11.22

You’re singing ‘Last Christmas’ at KTV again this month because it’s been a year since you deleted the person who took your heart and 'gave it away the very next day' from your WeChat. Keep tending to your grudges like little pets, little Scorpion!


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