WATCH: Mamahuhu on the things men do *not* want to hear

Sometimes, it's all flowers and sunshine. Other times, it's "my ex used to do that, too." "If your mom and I fell into a lake, who would you save?" And, apparently, "The condoms you bought are too big and you know it."

The folks at Mamahuhu may be having some troubles with the ladies lately, which would explain this latest video. Downtrodden boyfriends, at least take this as solace that you're not alone:

And the Youku link: