WATCH: WWF shows what a masturbating panda looks like

By Ryan Kilpatrick, October 21, 2014

Ever wonder what a masturbating panda looks like? Of course you have. We all have.

And now we know.

For some ungodly reason no one will ever fully comprehend, the World Wildlife Federation has just released this footage of a randy pandy pleasuring itself deep in the bamboo thrush of Sichuan.

Before you even ask - yes, there's a GIF. That happened.

Now look at the panda.

LOOK HIM IN THE EYES.

Maybe they should scale back the panda porn before this gets out of hand. Don't worry, that link leads to an article on panda porn, not an example.

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