A man recently asked his ex-girlfriend for a "break-up compensation" representing the value of one month's sperm that he had "given" her, in addition to the cost of a bottle of shampoo and RMB300 he gave her to get a perm.
Meanwhile, a man in Henan said he would only agree to the break-up if his girlfriend gives him ten BBQ chickens, because he splurged on one on their first date.
"He is a real cheapskate," said the girlfriend, who (unsurprisingly) initiated the break-up. "He always used the excuse that restaurant food was insanitary every time I wanted to eat out, and he would pester me even when I bought clothes with my own money.”
However, the story had a happy ending when the man eventually said he'd leave the poor girl alone after she agreed to give him five barbecue chickens in "compensation." Our sympathies to any future girlfriends he may or may not have.
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