If you’re starting to feel left out of the big military charade parade that’s shutting down Beijing’s shops, airports and smog (not to mention iPhone users’ VPNs), now’s your chance to join in with all that jingoistic mass regimentation courtesy of one particularly patriotic dancing auntie, who not only choreographed an impressive dance routine to the song “Xi Dada, Who Everyone Praises" – an ode to Xi Jinping – she even made a demonstration video breaking down all the moves, so you can learn too:
The routine she created isn’t just any run-of-the-mill public square dance that you might catch in your local park; this woman has clearly got into the spirit of the September 3 ‘anti-fascist’ anniversary, donning army fatigues and duplicating herself to create that PLA look.
Watch and learn below:
And just in case you want to know what you’re grooving to, we translated the lyrics:
Daddy Xi, Daddy Xi
In every street they sing his praises
He seeks happiness for all
He speaks the truth for the common people
Daddy Xi, Daddy Xi
Everyone loves him
Filled with energy and courage
He attacks tigers and flies
Daddy Xi, Daddy Xi
All the Chinese people support him
He’s great at military strategy
And serves China with red-bellied devotion
Daddy Xi, Daddy Xi
People of the world love and respect him
All nations living peacefully together
Striding to develop together
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(H/T Tom Phillips)
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