Horoscopes: March 2021

By Rakini Bergundy, March 3, 2021

Finally, a horoscope that understands your life in China.

Pisces

2.20-3.20

This will be a loving month for you, Pisces. Those who are single and want to be in a relationship, prepare. Whether that means stocking the fridge full of Baozza or cleaning that pile of laundry off your chair. Get to it.

Aries

3.21-4.20

It’s been a while since you’ve gone to the dentist. A local Chinese clinic will suffice for general cleaning, and please just remember to floss daily.

Taurus

4.21-5.21

You saw a stray cat last week and thought about taking it home. This is a sign, why not try fostering or rescuing a pet.

Gemini

5.22-6.21

Take as long as you need to feel better mentally and spiritually, Gemini. Power off your phone at night, don’t take that extra private class. You deserve some xiuxi.

Cancer

6.22-7.22

Show appreciation for the women in your life. March 8 is Women’s Day, perhaps gift some Hami melon to Cherry in HR.

Leo

7.23-8.23

Avoid seafood this month. Food poisoning sucks and your local sushi shop probably doesn’t actually import salmon from Japan or New Zealand. Let’s be real.

Virgo

8.24-9.23

At some point in your life you have to put your foot down. No one should stop your dreams of brewing your own gin.

Libra

9.24-10.23

Someone in your life may be misappropriating funds. Double check your bank account transactions; we know the app is in Chinese, but it’s time to take accountability.

Scorpio

10.24-11.22

This is the month of rebirth for you. Take this opportunity to cleanse your mind, body and soul. We hear aerial yoga is taking off in most top-tier cities.