Finally, a horoscope that understands your life in China.
Sagittarius
11.23-12.21
You’ve been sitting on a new business idea. The month of your birth is the best time to share it with would-be investors. Stock up on baijiu, Saggy, we’ve a feeling you’ll be having a lot of business meetings in 2020.
Capricorn
12.22-1.20
This is a month of benevolence for you, Capricorn. Adopt a cat, dog or a turtle, and the universe will reward you for it. If you go for the latter, here are some name options we recommend: James, Franklin, Billy.
Aquarius
1.21-2.19
2019 has come and gone, and your gym membership card has largely lain forlorn on your bedside locker. With that, health issues have abounded. Put aside the crispy duck for lunch, eat fruit and a yogurt instead. It’s hard, we know, but it will all be worth it.
Pisces
2.20-3.20
You’ll start the year believing you want to start a rock band, but it’s more likely that you’ll end up producing music on your computer. Stay inspired by checking out the local underground club scene. With your stellar personality, you’ll make key friends in no time.
Aries
3.21-4.20
December means plenty of excess energy, Aries. Go figure, you’re not taking the annual pilgrimage back home in 2019, which puts paid to the pesky jet lag. Use this energy to paint the town red this Christmas season, but be aware that an old relationships may enter back into your life.
Taurus
4.21-5.21
You’ve been paying more attention to the news lately and have become deluded into thinking that you should leave China and return to your hometown. Stop this craziness, spend an evening at your local Sichuan hot pot spot and relax yourself, Taurus.
Gemini
5.22-6.21
You’re dreading the Alipay annual account statement, which will force you to reevaluate your life choices. Take the month of December to marginally sort out your finances and set yourself up with good habits for 2020. It’s never too late to be fiscally responsible (we hope).
Cancer
6.22-7.22
There’s only room for so much crabbiness in a relationship, Cancer. Ensure that your significant other is being honest about their needs. Additionally, decide whether you should drop your study of tarot cards or ancient Taoism. 2020 will be another hectic year and you need to have your priorities in order.
Leo
7.23-8.23
Sure, everyone wants to know the future, but in China, that’s becoming increasingly difficult. Forget about gambling on the next big Shenzhen start-up, and instead devote some time to contemporary art. Expanding your mind by way of Anish Kapoor or Li Binyuan will work wonders in your professional life.
Virgo
8.24-9.23
In your more dramatic moments, you believe you’ve contributed at least 10% to the waimai boom in China. Put paid to your lunchtime fast food habits, and start cooking lunch at home. Your wallet, and your waistline, will thank you for it.
Libra
9.24-10.23
December is a good creative month for you, Libra. Take some time to figure out what you want to do. The stars may push you towards writing, but don’t do it, there’s no money there. Take a dive into the world of podcasts.
Scorpio
10.24-11.22
In December, you will be passion personified, dear Scorpio. This comes at a good time, as you point your nose towards home for the holiday season. Take the opportunity to meet old friends, lovers and long-lost family members.
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