Finally a horoscope that understands your life in Shanghai.
Pisces
2.20-3.20
It’s your time to finally shine! With Mercury officially in your zone, your love life is about to turn around. Get back on Tantan and watch the likes pile up.
Aries
3.21-4.20
What’s that? A new moon in Aries? Big changes are just around the corner and this is your month to take advantage of new opportunities. Be sure to hang a New Year pig on every available entryway.
Taurus
4.21-5.21
The prophecy from the stars does not augur well for you this month. While it might feel like you’re trapped under a mountain of Mobikes (er, Meituan Bikes?) at work, there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel... maybe.
Gemini
5.22-6.21
Venus is on the move, or something like that, and your life (and VPN) may feel a bit unstable this month. Use your Shanghai subway elbows to get back on top of everything.
Cancer
6.22-7.22
You had a great CNY, but now the office is a mess. Plenty of work for the persevering Cancer, wahoo! Now is definitely the time to have a chat with your laoban and ask for a raise. You might not get it, but hey, at least you tried.
Leo
7.23-8.23
Some big changes in your life this month will lead to a newfound confidence and countless new friends. Go with it and make big leaps – HSK 6 anyone?
Virgo
8.24-9.23
A decidedly non-dry February has left you weary. This is of course because Mercury is in retrograde and not at all your fault. Drink plenty of hot water and feel your March get healthier.
Libra
9.24-10.23
You are finally in for an anxiety-free month! To ensure this you should drink less tequila and drink more auspicious whiskey.
Scorpio
10.24-11.22
You must have been eating nothing but dumplings because your chart’s full of luck! Disappearing DiDi queues? Empty subway cars during rush hour? All in your future.
Sagittarius
11.23-12.21
After a month of travel and new experiences, now is the time to reconnect with old friends and try new things locally. Why not take a deserving pal or five to a swanky new bar like Mary & Magnate?
Capricorn
12.22-1.20
A period of transition is coming. It’s time to take stock of your recent choices and make smarter decisions in this important time. I mean, did you really just tip the driver of that black cab?
Aquarius
1.21-2.19
If you can successfully avoid doing anything in groups of four this month, there’s an interesting new person on their way into your life. Make a trip to 1945 Chinese Tavern to try their huangjiu flights. You’ll probably meet them there.
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