Finally, a horoscope that understands your life in Shanghai.
Taurus
4.21-5.21
You're itching to travel but this is not your month. Instead, plan a staycation in one of the thousands of new hotels in the city. When you spot your colleague at the hotel bar, ignore them.
Gemini
5.22-6.21
Home takes focus with renovations and redecorating lighting up your stars. Trawl your 'buy & sell' WeChat groups for a good deal on sofa beds but always inspect before you buy. Employ a fengshui master for good measure.
Cancer
6.22-7.22
With Saturn opposing your sign, things will get a little testy this month. Depending on your hobbies this may mean a doctor's visit, Camel pub quiz or HSK exam. Down a shot of baijiu every morning for good luck.
Leo
7.23-8.23
Your favorite time of the year is fast approaching: 'Beijing bikini' season. Prepare by eating copious amounts of jianbing and scaling back your workouts to zero. No pain, no gain. And don't forget the sunscreen.
Virgo
8.24-9.23
Your new 'consultancy' job turns out to mean American college admission advisor and you're not even from the US. Oh well, at least your office is in a hip co-working space.
Libra
9.24-10.23
While your fairness is admirable, it's time to get off the fence when your landlord proposes a rent hike for no reason. Cry me a Huangpu River!
Scorpio
10.24-11.22
Your glass is half-full this month, literally. The water in your lanehouse will mysteriously turn off at the crappiest moment, like when you get a bad bout of food poisoning from the street cart outside. No worries, though, eh Scorps.
Sagittarius
11.23-12.21
Congratulation on staying in Shanghai for this long. Celebrate by getting the hell outta the city. Try Hainan, there are coconuts for days and it's easy for your foreign friends to join you, as it's visa-free now.
Capricorn
12.22-1.20
Live a little. Like, try Mobiking a different route to work or order something new on Sherpas (do you really need another kimchi grilled cheese from Madison Kitchen?) Or, try Meituan: their delivery fee is cheaper and money is tight this month.
Aquarius
1.21-2.19
You have three planets in your sign this month meaning that must do everything in threes at all time. Drink three Tsingtaos, eat three orders of shengjianbao, date in three... you get the point.
Pisces
2.20-3.20
You're in an even dreamier mood than usual this month so be on high alert when wandering through your lane neighborhood, lest you end up in the wrong courtyard entirely. Eat congee every day for good luck.
Aries
3.21-4.20
It's time for your visa run but you're "over" going to Hong Kong. Try somewhere new like Russia or Mongolia. Though electrical glitches are rife this month, so make sure you book the correct date. Pack red underwear only.
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