'Santa drives a sleigh' you say? Not today! Today, Santa drives a small white sedan in Changsha, and he is pressed against the windows, shoved beneath the dash and forced into the trunk along with 18 of his lookalike comrades.
Changsha has, somewhat inexplicably, decided to hold a "how many Santas can fit into a car?" event, and the answer is 19 - there were originally 20 people trying to get inside, but one lucky soul was able to avoid the carnage. We'd like to say no Santas were harmed in the making of this stunt, but we honestly don't know.
There's also no word yet if passing children saw the multitude of St Nicks and had their childhood dreams crushed (and/or horribly distorted) but we can only assume the worst. "Daddy, why is Santa pushing other Santa into the trunk?"
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